Tuesday, April 2, 2013

yep my three year old said that

Oh Nic, my first born, my life! I love my three year old Nicolas; he is a very good and kind person.
But...he has a mouth on him!!! lol As a baby he was so serious. He would study everything, and he never  tried something until he knew he had mastered it. Then he turned two and started talking. 
Here are a few of the things that have come out of his mouth:

-"mommy I wasn't talking to you I was talking to those humans over there." Humans being a passerby at the beach.

- to a little girl at a play group "if you don't share that with me I'm going to get mad."

- "Matty and myself are really feeling tvish today."

- me, "are you trying to goat me into an argument?"  Nic, "yes mommy it's a game called sass mouth."

-the paw broke off an old ceramic dog, "oh it's a dire wolf paw. I'd better go categorize it."

-One night as I as lay Nic down to sleep he told me that he didn't want to have any more dreams. I asked him why. He said, "I had a scary dream." After I explained about nightmares and dreams and how they are not real and can't hurt him I asked him what the dream was about. Nic replied with one wild story. "we was in Alaska and there was a grizzly bear and he he pooped in the snow. And I can't tell you the rest it's too scary." Poor kid!


1 comment:

  1. HAHA! He sounds like my daughter. She is also 3 and I cant believe the things that come out of her mouth sometimes! The other day, I cut up some sandwiches into tiny squares I call "fairy sandwiches". I said maybe for dinner, we will make some fairy meatloaves and potatoes and she said "No, I think we should go to fairy mcdonalds and get some fairy chicken nuggets." They sure do keep us on our toes!